Squatch-Wash Men's Natural Handmade Soap with Hops and Calendula

Squatch-Wash Men's Natural Handmade Soap with Hops and Calendula
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In the fir tree topped mountains of the Pacific Northwest, the Sasquatch has managed to elude its believers for decades, perhaps even centuries. Its enigmatic migration patterns and startling good looks have only caused the Sasquatch to grow from mere folk lore to scientific phenomenon.

It is unknown as to how many there are of this majestic mountain-monster, but its unsuccessful pursuers are constantly finding samples of evidence suggesting that its migration patterns range as far East as the syrup-producing forests of the great Northeast Kingdom.

'Squatch-Wash shares a number of traits with this beloved brute:

- First, the Fir Needle Essential Oil (which is believed to be an explanation for the Sasquatch's longevity) acts as a natural disinfectant, something no intrepid adventurer should go without.

- Next, we address the need for improving one's own "aromatic camouflage." Calendula not only provides an earthy, light, floral aroma, but has historically been known for its botanical healing properties, drawing impurities and toxins from the skin.

- Organic Maple Syrup, which contains a plethora of naturally occurring antioxidants, heals dry skin and hair while rendering a thick, ample lather in concert with a special blend of quality fats.

- Finally, the earthy and fragrant inclusion of Hops functions as a light exfoliant, giving indigenous character to the soap. Primarily used in modern brewing technique, it has also been a long suspected substitute for pheromones in certain species of mammals.

'Squatch-Wash isn't just some trendy soap. It's an opportunity to blend in with greatness on a level that you may not have ever envisioned. This soap is unbeatable for hands, face, and beards, especially when sensitive complexion is an issue. -And, 'Yes,' it smells a lot like Hops used in great craft beers.

'Squatch-Wash is packaged in GreenKraft Molded Clamshells made from recycled cardboard that is 100% recyclable. No bleach. No dyes. No glue. Each bar of soap is labeled with 100% recyclable Wild Grass Paper, which is compostable, natural, and chlorine free. Packages are shipped in eco-friendly, recycled materials and each 4oz bar is PROUDLY made in the USA.

The quest for legendary, natural soap... is over.

DISCLAIMER: IntrepidSoap will not be held responsible for an unwanted increase in candid, blurry images of 'Squatch-Wash users walking/striding through the forest or similar terrain.

Materials: Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Water, Lye, Shea Butter, Avocado Oil, Hops, Calendula Petals, Organic Maple Syrup, Fir Needle Essential Oil